Wednesday, September 26, 2007

No Wonder MAC's are Easy

13 comments:

MegaDisgruntled said...

So let me get this straight. The mac is easy.

The mac is great unless you need a cool piece of software that is not available on the mac.

The mac is more costly and supposedly faster because of the lack of virus infested software you can use on it.

The mac loves the IPOD, which users are forced to download stuff from Apple.

Just like the picture, the mac is GAY!!!!!

So if you own a mac, you are GAY! The commercial says it all.

Old said...

FUD

Fear, uncertainty, and doubt (FUD) is a tactic of rhetoric used in sales, marketing and public relations.[1][2] FUD is generally a strategic attempt to influence public perception by disseminating negative (and vague) information. An individual firm, for example, might use FUD to invite unfavorable opinions and speculation about a competitor's product; to increase the general estimation of switching costs among current customers; or to maintain leverage over a current business partner who could potentially become a rival.

FUD

Andi said...

LMAO Squid's Halloween costume! He and Nekkid Bob can go together as this add!


BTW, Mort, I am NOT gay and I love my Mac. Yes, it's right now collecting dust only cuz I lurv my laptop.

Only cool people have Macs! Gay people are cool. Uh oh.... but I am NOT gay!

MegatonMaynard said...

While that was a fine rant Morty, it falls a little short on the Mort-o-Meter. I have come to expect great things from your rants. Make me proud, boy.

MegaDisgruntled said...

That was not a rant, that was my perception of the ad.

MegaDisgruntled said...

The fact is that Macs only exist because the government would claim another monopoly.

MegatonMaynard said...

Damn Morty. Look at you all busting out your knowledge of monopolies and anti-trust laws. You really did pay attention those two days you went to college!

MegaDisgruntled said...

It was only 1 day, the other day I spent outside the door, drunk.

MegatonMaynard said...

First off, Squid would never be caught dead in leather. Suede...maybe.

Secondly, I have to inform Morty that at least four of my loyal readers(that's like 80% unfortunately) are MAC users and likely have no love for Morty's opinion on the viability or heterosexuality of MACs and MAC users.

MegaDisgruntled said...

It was the sheer fact that I know many of the readers use mac that I made the comment. I like to stir the masses.

Controversy creates cash, or readers in your case.

Andy Donaldson said...

Wait a second....
Isn't the person who is the Mac the same person that tried out to be Megaton Maynard's side-kick/ward?

MegatonMaynard said...

Indeed! His name was Smucker's Gayberry.

Andy Donaldson said...

LOL!