Thursday, September 6, 2007

The Jury Is In!

Well, my loyal readers (all two of you) have voted and your will is done. YOU the loyal reader believe that the only reason that Morty would go to a Richard Marx concert is to score, possible with Richard Marx (a little stinkfist action?).

Morty, however, calls it patently false. To paraphrase Morty, " Okay fucker...blah blah...no one has it right...blah blah...squid's TV made me blind...blah blah...WHOOOO!....blah blah...you're lame...blah blah...I hit on a transvestite by mistake one night...blah blah"

So there you have it. Look for a brand new poll exclusive to this fine blog very soon.

Maynard

3 comments:

Old said...

I think he went there to score with a Richard Marx robot look-a-like, and well couldn't tell the difference in the dark because Squid's t.v. made him blind in a lame kind of way. Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a ...

MegaDisgruntled said...

I have a rather varied taste in music. I have Michael Bolton cds. Yes, that's right, the no-talent assclown.

"I celebrate his entire collection."

MegatonMaynard said...

Yeah, why should you have to change your name? he's the one who sucks.

You celebrate his entire collection. Fucking priceless. Hahaha.

Hey Morty....what's happening. Yeaaaaahhhh....I'm going to have to ask you to come in on Saturday...