Thursday, July 17, 2008

Metallica's New Album Cover for Death Magnetic

Hey Megaton Rangers, Megaton Maynard here. As you all know, MM used to be down with Metallica untill Jason Newstead left and was replaced by a crab-walking, rock banging cro-mag of a bass player Robert Trujillo. They produced what is largely seen as Metallica's worst album ever, St. Anger. So they rebound with a new album with this rather ambiguous cover.

What is it exactly? A crinkly bung-hole or a hairy vag?

3 comments:

Deuce said...

It's 'The Hairy Vag of Death and Destruction'

VanBrujah said...

They need to either hang it up, or switch to the State Fair circut. Those guys are washed up.

William said...

I think Metallica needed to make an album cover which suits every album they've made since 1991. Hence the "Hairy Vag" on the new cover. I hate Boy Bands....

-Corky