Sunday, January 20, 2008

I Wish to Eat Myself and You Shall All Bear Witness

Seriously? A wedding cake of yourself? Is it vanity or do you have some deeply repressed need to literally cannibalize yourself? Skippy would throw that cake over a table, spank it, then hit it like the fist of an angry god. I'm not sure which act is more depraved myself.

4 comments:

Andi said...

What is her father doing behind her?

I also think this is her fantasy body... look at that rack on the cake!

Old said...

If I had a nickel every time I read look at that rack on the cake! on the internet. I would be a very rich man. And if I were a rich man, everybody would get cakes with huge racks!

Shannon AKA Deuce said...

"Because I'm the bride and I said so! So eat me!"

Andy Donaldson said...

I know we used to fight over who would get the flower in the corner of the cake...I don't know about this one though.