Friday, May 2, 2008

Nine Years Ago Today...

I was rudely awakened at 7:00am when some douchenozzle lit his damn toast on fire in the hotel lobby, causing the fire alarm in the Hampton Inn to go off. All while I nursed a horrendous hangover that was orchestrated by three villainous pricks: Skippy, Eddie Tuna, and Cuervo 1800.

1 comment:

Old said...

I have never seen a person drink so much tequila and yet seem so perfectly sober. Big Tuna on the other hand, well, another story.

'Let's smash up this chair and put it in the fireplace!'
'That fireplace is electric!'
and scene.