Monday, November 26, 2007

Maynard's X-Mas List

For those of you desperate to know what to buy for yours truly this Christmas Season, check out these fine ideas, all priced for today's budget!!


#1: The Chillow



#2: Halo 3, Bioshock, Guitar Hero III, The Orange Box, or Gears of War for the XBox 360



#3: Beavis and Buttheads : The Mike Judge Collection Volumes I and II



#4: Fine, quality beard trimmer



#5: A camera bag for my super cool DVD Camcorder

9 comments:

Andy Donaldson said...

Be warned about Halo 3. Sounds like it is crashing a lot of XBoxes out there
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/246483/Class_Action_Lawsuit_Against_Microsoft_Claims_Halo_3_Crashes_Xbox_360

MegatonMaynard said...

Well, this is the first I've heard of the Halo bug. But to wit, it is only one guy suing this far and I've not seen much else on it. Also, I bought the product replacement plan so if my XBox shits all over me, I just take it back to ebgames and get a new one.

MegatonMaynard said...

Besides Andrew, I have given you plenty of other things to choose from. You know you can't resist the sirens call of the maynard...

Denise (aka Trixie) said...

What's up with this? Now, your wife blogs that all she wants is peace on earth, doing a kind deed for others, while you come up with this whole menage of materialistic consumerism?
Why, it's Douchebaggery I say!!!

MegatonMaynard said...

Narcissistic consumerism you say? Oh baby, using big words like that gets me so HOT~!

Old said...

I would like a pony.

MegatonMaynard said...

I thought it was a girl with a horse you wanted?

Old said...

Sometimes, just sometimes I like a girl on a horse.

Old said...

You should totally ask for this:

Description
The dark side isn't just for burnt toast. Have a little help in the kitchen with a Darth Vader embroidered towel. This is one in a series I am working on. Boba Fett is next.

The towel is double-sided and made of a soft, absorbent cloth. Darth's stitches are in a bright orange with a matching ribbon lines the opposite side. Towel measures 35" long x 9 1/2" wide

available here: click