Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Red, White, and Splooge

Jamie Summers, 80's b-movie adult actress and long standing Morty fan, reads Red, White, and Huge every day! Says Summers, "Between money shots and visits to my many therapists, Megaton Maynard and his Amazing Blog help to just put me a in a good place. Like a reverse cow-girl or the piledriver. Megaton Maynard's blog is true taste of the mustard of life he and his super-hero companions work so hard to preserve. If I weren't a happily married born-again psycho, then Megaton Maynard would be my Red, White, and Whoooh!".

2 comments:

MegaDisgruntled said...

Wow, I mean just "WOW."

You got anything else to talk about on this blog except me?

How about a Sara story?

MegatonMaynard said...

Morty, this is all hero worship on my part. You, sir, are my hero. Now that I have paid homage to you, I will next pay homage to the squid or the skippy or who knows?