Monday, December 3, 2007

Start Saving Today Squid

Celebrity trainwreck Tara Reid has fallen so low that she's taking bookings to appear at other people's parties. Thus, for a paltry $3500, she too could haunt the Squid casa. And, with enough drugs and booze to kill an entire platoon of United States Marines, Tara might get crazy enough to just do him.

1 comment:

MegaDisgruntled said...

This would be awesome!!!!

A real woman in Squid's house?

The last time Squid had a piece of ass was when his finger broke through the toilet paper.