And a MIllion Bottle of Hand Lotion Were Suddenly Retired

Well, porn superstarlet and self-confessed Megaton Maynard groupie Jenna Jameson has officially announced her retirement from the adult entertainment industry. On her blog she posted a simple statement which read along these lines:

"Honesty is key. I will never ever ever spread my legs for this industry again (or something to that effect)"

Classy.

Of course it may also have something to do with the fact that Jenna Jameson went from looking like this:


To looking like this:



You hero much preferred the former look as she did not resemble skeletor so much. So let's applaud the sad ending to once stellar career of posing naked and asking for money. The sad end to a whirlwind tour of nudie bars and porn conventions from Boston to LA. let's not think of what plastic surgery has to done to a woman who has received more piledrivers than a professional wrestler. Let's try to forget what is:



And let's fondly remember what was...



Excelsior.