The evils of the Magic Kingdom. Vanessa Hudgens is just another in a string of crazy young stars to embarass themselves after/during their Disney career. The juggernaut that is Disney TV has really churned out a cavalcade of craptastic celebrities over the years:
Britney Spears -- Hillbilly trainwreck; uber-whore; no talent hack
Christina Aquilera -- Blonde latina (?) who redefined skanky before she realized she was talented
Justin Timberlake -- Power 'mo who still thinks Michael Jackson is relevant
Vanessa Hudgens -- trying to make 70's bush popular again
Fergie -- wet herself on stage: dedication or deviance?
Lindsey Lohan -- "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
Jessica Simpson -- finalist for the mouse club but never made it on -- standards, heh, who knew?
Ryan Gosling -- who the hell is Ryan Gosling?
As you can see by the photo above, it may not be all the fault of the star in question. Disney seems to have some pretty heavy handed "initiation" techniques that may turn the mind and morals of these once innocent kids into mush. It would appear that out-right brainwashing is used. This, my fearless reader, is what your humble narrator will try to get to the bottom of.
1 comment:
I am excited to hear your reasoning for all the Disney Douchebaggery.
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